Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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