Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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