Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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