First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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