Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Is Oprah even human
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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