I puked a lego.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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