i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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