This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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