I hate all girls vehemently.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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