She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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