The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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