Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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