How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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