well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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