Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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