Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Randomize