I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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