No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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