I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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