any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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