singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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