just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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