belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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