This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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