pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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