i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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