i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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