K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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