you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
