Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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