what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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