just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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