Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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