Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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