so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
