You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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