Say something about gay babies.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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