Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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