Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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