I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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