Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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