my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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