Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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