Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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