If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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