Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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