What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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