So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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