There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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