bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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