ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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