no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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