well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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