Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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