No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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